the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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