Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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