I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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