it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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