no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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