Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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