Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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