Non-Jews are for practice
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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