i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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