"it" just moved
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Randomize
