Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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