This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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