3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Randomize
