There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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