this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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