if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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