I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
i believe in u and ur pee
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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