You don't have asthma, your pregnant
can u get pink eye on your cock?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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