Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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