the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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