if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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