super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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