make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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