It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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