their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My vagina just clenched in fear
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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