This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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