this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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