so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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