brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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