I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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