U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Randomize