Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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