I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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