i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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