i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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