like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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