Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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