I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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