There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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