Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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