i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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