mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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