Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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