I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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