I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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