just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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