im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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