Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize