The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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