i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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