I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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