i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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