Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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