weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
