you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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