yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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