Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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