we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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