Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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