we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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